Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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