I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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