saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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