doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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