I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
