She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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