me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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