my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I have aggressive nipples.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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