I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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