The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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