Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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