We won't sleep together?
Plan B is the new Plan A
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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