butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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