we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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