Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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