everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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