playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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