But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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