i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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