Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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