How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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