what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
