If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
time to smoke my breakfast
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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