Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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