to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Dick very happy bro
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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