i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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