id be glad to
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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