i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.