Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
