On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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