I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?