Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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