Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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