Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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