Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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