i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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