i don't like sucking hair
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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