hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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