You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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