are you so shy because you have an std?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize