***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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