My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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