ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So apparently I’m into choking now
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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