she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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