At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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