she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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