just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
