@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I did not marry a roomba.
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