I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
His hands were made for my vagina.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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