Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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