I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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