My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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