she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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